We are a very serious club, we meet sometimes, usually over a six pack, and on Saturdays, sometimes sunday if theres free food and beer involved, about once a month at a bar or a strip club, but never on Tuesdays unless we are melting metal with Fire!, or drinking beer. Occasionally we meet on Wednesday unless there is beer somewhere else, then we are there, so that's kinda like a meeting, On Thursdays we try to not be too serious unless we are out of beer, then it gets real serious. We have been known to have meetings at local shows, up front taking home trophies, which we proudly display beside empty beer bottles. At our meetings we discuss important issues like where we are going to drink later that night.

We like drama what else can you do when your out of beer but stir the pot a little!

We get really upset when people talk badly about our rides ( yeah; right! )

Josh will do anything for We mean ANYTHING for $5.00

New members have to buy beer

We have a sticker thats pretty cool, if your in our club put it on if its not on your just there to drink all our beer. We accept that we understand that we are so cool that you want to hang with us!

We frown upon: Garden Gnomes, transvestites, midget tossing, neck Ties, running out of beer, cars with lots of stickers that are slow, any light under a car that is not from the frame dragging on the road at high speeds, metal wings (unless there is a air plane out there flying an exotic logo), store bought rides, cheap rum, (Admiral Nelson's) *8* track players, mosquitoes, people that don't buy beer.

Important Stuff

[About Exotic Kustoms]
- Exotic Kustoms has a very laid back atmosphere. It functions without a president or leader and has very few rules. After all, a club should be fun, not work. We look for members who not only have a nice vehicle but also members who have a personality that meshes well with the rest of us. Members should be willing to help each other out and be willing to get involved in the local scene. Members should also be willing to attend meetings and events, even though neither are mandatory. We also encourage staying active on the Exotic Kustoms Forum. Lying, stealing, and cheating are not tollerated at all.

[Joining Exotic Kustoms]
- Exotic Kustoms is open to all makes and models of cars. The vehicle must have some kind of modification that makes it stand out of the ordinary, exactly what the vehicle must have or if it has enough will be determined on a case-by-case basis. We also accept members from all over the country on a case-by-case basis.

- Prospective members are voted in by all existing members after a reasonable amount of time is spent getting to know the person to see how well they fit in. Votes are based on vehicle and personality. After a prospective members is voted in, they will be given more information about stickers, ect.

- If you think you're interested in Exotic Kustoms or need more information, here are a few ways to get ahold of us: Forum or Email.